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I am going to have the opposite take here; I consider it every upstanding American's god-given right—nay, DUTY—to snipe the stream of every goddamned streamer you see in public, every time you see it.

This is like when you move to the suburbs and start seeing deer everywhere; first they are a cute oddity, but then very soon you start to realize they are an invasive species that jumps in front of your car, eats your plants, and stops you in the street to ask "smash or pass", pop a balloon, or god-knows-what.

These people shouldn't be assaulted or anything, of course, but anything we can do to cut down on this epidemic must be done.

In the immortal words of Bob Barker: "For fuck's sake people, spay and neuter your streamers."

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I imagine the origin story of Dr Pepper Guy involves a highly-trained government assassin, haunted by years of morally-questionable missions, now using his skills -- a very particular set of skills, skills acquired over a very long career -- to track down live streamers and bring smiles to the world.

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