Worst Tweets of 2025 - Preliminary Voting

Vote on the absolute worst posts on X

Every year, I run a contest to find the worst posts on Twitter from that year.

I save hundreds of tweets over the course of the year, then put them in a 64-tweet bracket and let the public decide - what was truly the most putrid, awful, unbelievably terrible tweet from 2025?

But with hundreds of candidates and only 64 slots, it’s often hard to figure out exactly which tweets should make the list. The competition for the last few spots in the bracket is intense. And that’s where you come in, loyal reader. Below you’ll find a number of tweets and a link to voting forms. Not all of these can make the bracket, so choose wisely.

Happy voting!

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Grok Glazes Elon

One of the wildest moments on Twitter occurred last month, when Grok started praising Elon Musk as more athletic than Lebron James, smarter than Isaac Newton, and… more able to handle semen than a professional porn star? Help choose the worst instances of Grok glazing Elon and vote below:

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