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Weekly Scroll: The Cheating Panopticon

Weekly Scroll: The Cheating Panopticon

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Jul 20, 2025
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Back from vacation! Tanned, rested, and ready to go! It’s the Weekly Scroll!

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Everyone’s watching you cheat

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@news.com.auA cute moment at a Coldplay moment turned awkward when it busted a tech CEO with his head of HR. #coldplay #concert #music #fyp #usa
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The ‘kiss cam’ at a Coldplay concert in Boston caught two awkward people ducking away from the camera and Chris Martin immediately speculated “Either they’re having an affair or they’re very shy”. Reader, it will not surprise you to find out it was the first one. Chris knows game, I guess.

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