Welcome to the Weekly Scroll! When Donald Trump said “Everything’s computer!” do you think he meant the vacuum you can text from, the AI-powered washing machine that can answer the phone, or the vape that scrolls Instagram for you? Katy Perry may be the Jimmy Fallon of music, but at least she got to go to space! We might be tearing apart the constitutional order and going into debt to attend Coachella, but hey, the pope is telling JD Vance to fuck off so it’s not all bad. And in our hearts we know we’ll always have Le Poisson Steve:
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The Secret Service Visits a Globe Emoji
This was not the biggest news of the week, but it was the news that I may have been partially responsible for creating. A relatively small time X and Substack poster named Nicholas Decker wrote an article that went viral on liberal X titled ‘When Must We Kill Them?’
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