Infinite Scroll Update
I'm not dead! Yet!
A quick update for all the internet gremlins out there.
The last two weeks, I’ve had what I can only describe as the worst cold/flu I can ever remember having. It’s been worse than the first time I got COVID1. I’ve literally lost several pounds, probably from the obscene amounts of mucus I’ve been hacking up on the daily. My body has been, for the last two weeks, a machine that converts Gatorade Zero to snot.
All of that means I haven’t properly posted (with the exception of a podcast last week) in two weeks now, which is the single longest stretch without posting in the 2.5 years of the blog!
This post is just to update you all. I’m not dead. Yet. I’m finally getting over whatever virus I have, and regular posting resumes on Monday morning. I have a piece coming out Monday that will probably start some fights and cause a big fuss. Controversy! And there’s a lot more planned for December - a project coming on AI parasociality, the Worst Tweets bracket, and all the normal political and social nonsense you expect.
Thanks for reading the blog. To reward you for your patience here’s a Thanksgiving cleaning emergency. See you all on Monday!
Tested for COVID this time, was negative. Just some sort of death flu, I guess?


Hey man, feel better. I subscribe for the long run; I'm never going to get upset about you missing a few posts here and there.
Sounds like we had the same gunk. Glad you’re over the hump!